Sunday, August 2, 2009

In Honor of "Shark Week"

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water

Danger appears from beneath the waves
Swimmers flee the water in a panic


The cold and lifeless eyes

*Those eyes....they haunt my dreams*

The mouthful of razor sharp teeth

But sharks are mostly misunderstood

Most attacks are warnings
Or cases of mistaken identity

But after terrorizing the public the shark is finally caught

Whew! We're safe! But I think I'll stick to the beach from now on

From the movie Jaws

[about to go looking for the shark]

Brody: On the water?

Hooper: Well, if we're looking for a shark we're not gonna find him on the land.

Wanna bet?!

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1 comment:

  1. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Or possibly some stuffies.