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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Danger appears from beneath the waves
Swimmers flee the water in a panic
SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!! 
The cold and lifeless eyes
*Those eyes....they haunt my dreams*
The mouthful of razor sharp teeth
But sharks are mostly misunderstood
Most attacks are warnings 
Or cases of mistaken identity
But after terrorizing the public the shark is finally caught
Whew! We're safe! But I think I'll stick to the beach from now on
From the movie Jaws
[about to go looking for the shark]
Brody: On the water?
Hooper: Well, if we're looking for a shark we're not gonna find him on the land.
Wanna bet?!
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