I licked a kong and I liked it....

I Licked a Kong and I Liked It

sung to "I kissed a girl"

This was never the way I planned, not my intention

I got so brave, peanut butter inside, lost my discretion

It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try this treat

I'm curious for you caught my attention

I licked a kong and I liked it

The taste of its peanut butter

I licked a kong just to try it

I hope my food bowl don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'll skip dinner tonight

I licked a kong and I liked it

I liked it

No, I don't even know what’s inside, it doesn't matter

You're my little after dinner game, just canine nature

It's not what good dogs do, not how they should behave

My tongue gets so confused, hard to obey

I licked a kong and I liked it

The taste of its peanut butter

I licked a kong just to try it

I hope my food bowl don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'll skip dinner tonight

I licked a kong and I liked it

I liked it

This kong is so magical

Hard rubber, red sides, so fillable

Hard to resist, so lickable

Too good to deny it

It ain't no big deal, it's edible

I licked a kong and I liked it

The taste of its peanut butter

I licked a kong just to try it

I hope my food bowl don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'll skip dinner tonight

I licked a kong and I liked it

I liked it

Jackson and Poe spent the weekend on a college campus for a competition where they put us up in the dorms for the night. Jackson buckled down and worked hard all weekend but Poe let the college experience go to her head. While Jackson tried to go to bed early and study his notes for tomorrow's freestyle, Poe spent the night whoopin' it up in the dorms. And after a few peanut butter hits she got a little crazy:

Well look who I found?! Hello there Mr. Kong

What do I need a desk for? We aren't studying!

Why do I always get the party animal roommate? I've gotta get up early tomorrow for a test

NomNomNom...I love you kong

Random college hook-up

I've had way too much peanut butter tonight. Man I'm WASTED

Oh man! That's the RA! We're busted!!

What, a party, drinking, tomfoolery? Happening here? No way? I was just studying.

Hey, that's college.